Sunday, September 12, 2010

Gone Greek

Saturday was the Greek Festival in Charlotte.
We met up with the McGinnis' and enjoyed live dancing, all kinds of greek food and stayed out way past our bed time!

Asher loved the men all dressed up!

Ella & Asher on their supervised date

This food is yummy!

All boy...getting dirty!

FILTHY

Baklava Sundae with his girlfriend. He ate the gyro and saved the dessert for the sweet girl.

She knows the good stuff!

Hopefully she likes me as much as she liked the Greek sweets!

Purrty Ella

Asher got home at 9 pm... went straight into the bath.
The bath water was BLACK.
I love my dirty boy!
Next year we will ride the rides at the festival...can't wait!

Getting Braver!

Before you watch:
Yes, Philip has tattoos (2 on his back), in case you didn't know.
Yes I have a habit for catching "Asher doing his business". Sorry!
Enjoy... we are so proud as you can tell by our excitement in the video.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Riding in the Caboose

Amelia (our next door neighbor) and Asher getting ready for their first ride together!


Now the real question is:
Who had more fun? Asher and Amelia or Asher's Daddy?




Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Little man is learning!

Round Raisin Challah Bread for Rosh Hashanah, so sweet!

Learning to blow the shofar!




Asher loves Matzah Ball Soup!

Apples and Honey for a sweet new year!

L'shana Tova
May you have a sweet new year!
Love Asher, Renee & Philip

Friday, September 3, 2010

Expired

Philip has a cold, or is sick.
How did he get sick?
From french kissing his son.
Yup you read that right.
Philip sticks his tongue out to get a rise out of Asher and Asher attacks Philip open mouthed.
It's a sign of endearment. That boy loves his daddy. Daddy loves his sons slobber kisses.
Its quite possibly the cutest sight.
But the big baby is now sick.
He sure is a big baby, but I love him for it.

In order to sleep he must drug himself into a Robitussin/NyQuil induced coma.
Well more like in order for me to sleep in the same bed as him...he must be drugged.
He also has a bad habit of taking expired medicines.
Its been a problem since I've known him.
It's one thing to take a medicine that has expired a few months ago...

BUT THREE YEARS!?!?!?!?!
You have no idea....
We had years and years worth of expired allergy medicine when we got married andI went through his stash.
Somehow this NyQuil was overlooked.

As you can see above he tried to pull a quick one on me tonight.
3 years expired.

All I can say is he is really lucky to have me.
He might not be alive otherwise (wink wink)
Oh how I love my boys!

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Busted



For the record he got up there himself.
Neither Philip nor I were home.
We will NOT be encouraging this...but man it was funny!

Guess who let him do this???

Friday, August 27, 2010

Making Notes

Confession.
I have been beyond HORRIBLE in documenting Asher's milestones.
I never started a baby book.
I have a journal.
Ask me the last time I wrote in it?
Uh yeah. Not a clue.
How many times have I thought..."oh this would be great for the journal"
or
"Ill take the journal with me because I will have time to write"
Parenting FAIL.
Thank g-d for this blog.

So here I go documenting.
15 months is one week away.
I'm still nursing.
Call the police.
This should be outlawed.
Kidding, kidding.
I can't stop.
But I will.
I feel lots of pride. I sacrificed a lot these past 15 months.
You would think I would be so over it.
I thought I would be.
Now it has to come to an end.
No, I am not pregnant like the bazillion other people that I know who are pregnant.
and No, I am not trying to get pregnant.
I miss being pregnant, but have no desire to be pregnant right now

12 months of nothing starts now or sometime this coming month.
No pregnancy
No nursing

What this means is freedom.
What a perfect year to be free.
In the next 12 months...
Philip will have completed his first year of his MBA after dedicating the past 2 years to completing his prereq's...thank you liberal arts degrees...
I will finally get eye corrective surgery after waiting my entire life but more specifically the past 6 years. I NEED this. I have nightmares about my glasses and contacts that haunt me.
I will turn turn 30.
We celebrate our 5 year wedding anniversary.
...and most exciting this coming year, Philip and I will travel to Europe...
together, just the two of us.

back to documenting.

Asher, you stood for 8 seconds today.
You weren't holding on to anything.
Big Deal.
We are proud.
You are in no rush to walk.
Methods of transportation include cruising and crawling

You love to cheese for the camera.
This consists of scrunching up your nose.
You also scrunches up your nose when you waves.
We have noticed you prefer to wave with your right hand and hold it up behind your right ear.
You only shake your head yes and no at appropriate times...we think this is a blessing.
You don't abuse the No head shake because we DONT USE THE WORD NO.
Amazing huh?
Instead of using the "oh so abused" command "NO"...we use words and corrective statements such as "That's dangerous", "That's yucky", "That's hot" etc.
Guess what, you actually listen, but dont tell anyone we said that.
Maybe its first time "angel child" parenting luck...

Your grandma's and grandpa's spoil you. You spend so much time with them every week. They let you do lots of things your mommy and daddy won't let you do. They say that is what grandparents are for!


You love Bella. Bella still isnt 100% sure about you, still.
All things water are your favorite....the pool, the bath tub, the faucet.
At 12 months old you were a fish in the water.


You can make animal sounds, Roarrrr, Nay, Moo, Woof Woof, Quack
We think you can say more than we can remember.
You don't have an attention span for TV...just like your momma!
Although you never really watched it...we just started to introduce YoGabbaGabba for 15 minutes each day and you love to imitate them and dance to the music. Who doesn't love DJ Lance!?

You play independently. I always prayed that I would have a child that played independently. Sometimes you dont want us near your stuff or you. You want to play, create, imagine. And so you do....while we watch in awe of our beautiful child's independence.

You love attending the MyGym and Music Together every week.


You love to climb and you are very confident going up and down.

We are thrilled that you love books, the library and being read to. Although you tend to read books upside down you still love to "ooooo" and "ahhhh" at every page.
A favorite is Goodnight Gorilla & Goodnight Sh'ma


You havent had an episode since APRIL....
and yes we are counting. That is 5 months.
I've been hesitant to note this in fear that I will jinx myself.

Asher you love your angeldear hippo lovey. Must have, but stays in your room/bed at all times.
Sleep.... I mean A LOT. I can now look back and say that after 6 weeks old you slept through the night. For some of you this means 6 hours straight. For us that means 10-12 hours straight.
You slept through the night EVERY SINGLE NIGHT except 1 the ENTIRE first YEAR of life. I apologize now to all the parents that read this who have children who don't sleep.
Documenting my friends...documenting.
Don't send me hate mail. Please.

You finally ripped your only remaining aden and adnais sleep sack. You loved that thing for the past 12 months. It kept your feet warm and cozy every night.


You sleep with your lovey over your face. This is a mother's nightmare because I always fear that you will suffocate yourself. Thanks heavens for a video monitor. You also love to have things drapped across your neck. You love your sleepsack so much you want to sleep with it.

Check out that bed head!

You LOVE your daddy.

I would love to tell you that your a momma's boy, but you really do not favor either of us over the other. One of your favorite things to do with daddy is to sit in between his legs. He wraps them around you and you try to get out. You keep coming back for more and more!

You love electronics. Anything that has a button to push or lights up makes you smile. You even took the ceiling fan remote with you in the car the other day...ops!

Asher....you love food. You eat anything and everything. You have even tried sushi and enjoyed it. You especially love carbs but we make sure you eat balanced meals all of the time.

Clearly you are a wonderful baby/toddler. I know there is highly unlikely that our next child will be as easy as you....but all we can is hope. We love watching you grow, discover and experience life.


Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Please Help CJDS!

This is a request for any and all bloggers out there that use Facebook.
PLEASE
In just a few years Asher will attend the Charlotte Jewish Day School (CJDS)

It just so happens that they Charlotte Jewish Day School is in the running for $500,000 in the Kohl's Cares Facebook contest. Last we checked they were in 12th place but must maintain this with your help in order to win the money!

**THEY ARE NOW THE ONLY SCHOOL IN NORTH CAROLINA STILL IN THE COMPETITION.
Friends... THIS IS MAJOR for this tiny little 100 student school.
$500,000 could mean so much to CJDS.

Please I beg you. VOTE.
for all the details (read them so you dont get confused)
You have 5 times to vote for 5 school (each time).

Do the right thing.
Please take 2 minutes.
www.votecjds.com

xoxo, asher

Friday, August 20, 2010

The Phone Call

I patiently waited all morning for 8 o'clock to display on my clock.
I was like a hungry Tiger waiting to pounce on my prey.

Diana picked up. She was sweet and chipper for a Friday morning.
She asked how she could help me. I debated how to respond and just stuck straight to the business. My reply, "I refuse to pay my bill or any bills from this practice. If you can't remove these charges please get your supervisor on the phone."
Tracy got on the phone. She was the Lead. The supervisor was in a meeting.

She read the notes on my account. Did some investigating, apologizing and back peddling.
After a whole bunch of stuttering she sputtered out, " Well ma'am since these charges are over 12 months old and have not been billed prior to today then you are not responsible for them. I will submit them to be removed from your account. You should hear the resolution in 24 hours"

Whatever. If they want to chalk it up to the fact that they didnt bill them within a year FINE. Bottom line...this momma ain't payin'!

and off I went to treat myself to a Chik-Fil-A breakfast!

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Coming back to haunt me...

My delivery, awful recovery from delivery and the medical malpractice situation that occured surrounding my delivery is coming back to haunt me 12+ months later.

I so thought this was done, over, in the past.
How could it not be?
I did them a favor by not suing them. A FAVOR.
My situation was a medical malpractice attorney's dream.
I didn't want to relieve it.

12+ months later I am now questioning that ever so kind decision.

I received a voicemail on my cell phone 3 weeks ago.
Frankly, it was really weird. The voicemail said they were returning my call. It was the billing office for my FORMER (I will not be returning) OBGYN's office. I NEVER called them.
I did call back curious as to who DID call "on my behalf".
The woman was "covering for someone". She didn't know but saw some open items on my account. To say I flipped a lid would be an exaggeration.

Standing in Marshall's my jaw dropped. My stomach knotted up. My heart started racing.
Are you KIDDING ME?
Open items? Charges unpaid? Charges, what?
I won't lie. I told her, "that has to be a joke, there is no way in hell that a) I will pay a dime to that practice after what they put me through b) that they would be trying to collect on this OVER a year after it occurred"

So the conversation ended up with no resolution.
She clearly didn't know what she was talking about...so I thought.

Today. I opened the mail to find a bill from the "billing center". Well frankly we get a lot of these with our bazillion medical appointments so I thought nothing of it and opened it nonchalantly.

NO WAY.
YES WAY.
ANGER set in.
What nerve these people have. After all they put me through.
Sick for 3 months post delivery all because of their BIG mistake.
14 months later...pay up lady.
There is no way in hell I will pay that bill.
Someone will get one heck of a phone call from me tomorrow.
WHAT NERVE. I am BEYOND disgusted.

Taking suggestions for OBGYN's in Charlotte. Preferably ones that have Midwives and that isn't a huge practice. Arboretum or surrounding areas ideal. Would love someone that deliver's their own babies, but not a requirement. Must take MedCost Health insurance.